Gunslinging Bird

When I say I love something I do not say so ironically. You can consider everything that I recommend on this blog to be something I legitimately enjoy unless I explicitly say otherwise. If you need proof that I listen to what i say i listen to you can go to my last.fm: http://www.last.fm/user/absurdistaudio

shlabam:

People all the time are saying that Jay-Z is in the Illuminati now, that the Illuminati exists and Jay-Z’s a member, and he’s a part of the secret organization, silently pulling all the strings in government.

You know what I say to that? Good for him! If anyone deserves a spot in the Illuminati, it’s Jay-Z.

You know what Jay-Z was doing in 1986? He was selling crack! Jay-Z sold crack for a living, and now he’s in the Illuminati? If that’s not the definition of the American dream, I don’t know what is.

(via heronqueenblues)

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