January 2010
Never trust anyone that doesn’t smoke pot or listen to Bob Dylan…Never trust...
– Ben Kingsley, The Wackness (via farmanimalsrock) (via wildinnocent)
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When he let go of his head, X began to stare at the surface of the writing...
– J.D. Salinger, For Esmé — with Love and Squalor. (via msodradek)
Yeah, whatever, ask me something so I don't have... →
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They should let the Gaga Give the SotU Address
sambo1987:
at least then there would be some substance in the speech. and it would be highly entertaining! lol
JUST DANCE I LOVE THIS RECORD BABY AND I CAN’T SEE STRAIGHT ANYMORE
lots of substance.
Top 20 movies of all time ... by number of tickets...
1 “Gone With the Wind” (1939) 202,044,600 2 “Star Wars” (1977) 178,119,600 3 “The Sound of Music” (1965) 142,415,400 4 “E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial” (1982) 141,854,300 5 “The Ten Commandments” (1956) 131,000,000 6 “Titanic” (1997) 128,345,900 7 “Jaws” (1975) 128,078,800 8 “Doctor Zhivago” (1965)...
January: almost over, a personal retrospective
floodwaters:
Lots of good things happened:
-The Whaler returns
Exactly.
To those that have submitted things, I got them and there will be a meeting soon I promise.
To anyone else who would like to submit or has interest:
ryandischinger@gmail.com
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American Society for Velociraptor Attack... →
theangryprojectionist:
suburbantragic:
Velociraptor season is here.
Are you prepared?
We can’t stop here… this is RAPTOR COUNTRY!
About 60% of the price of a bottle of bourbon bought in Kentucky is some form of...
– Lexington Herald Leader (via shlewkin)
GOD DAMNIT THAT MEANS EVAN WILLIAMS SHOULD ONLY BE LIKE 5 DOLLARS FOR A FIFTH. I can deal with taxes and shit but JEEZ.
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The Whaler...Coming Back...
(via raisinbran)
Seriously, anyone wanting to write for a scholarly / snarky small print number zine (which may or may not end up with an internet presence) send me an e-mail:
ryandischinger@gmail.com
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“Just give me the word, and I will drop The Great...
synecdoche:
re: wayneenterprises. i’m going to say THIS is actually the best line to come out of the whole oliver trask story arc. it’s what luke says to ryan about oliver. it’s in my top five “what the fuck does this even mean and who actually gets paid to write this bullshit and why isn’t it me and OH MY GOD i fucking hate the o.c. why am i watching this?” lines ever.
It took me so long to...
Dear MTV:
Teen Cribs is the least interesting program on your network. Why do you show it constantly?
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Texas Conservatives Closer To Banning Cesar Chavez... →
studentloansforbeermoney:
“The UFWA says that board members and their appointees have complained about an “over representation of minorities” in the current social studies standards. You see, two Latino historical figures are just too many.”
White people are the best.
ridiculous.
nine books... that's it?
dontcookbilly:
kelmitchell:
e-money:
scaeriel:
spiffyjello:autumnwake:eversoloving:hayleyjaydee:sparklebubbleover:“if you’ve read more then 6 you’re good according to the bbc.”
1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling 5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights -...
This Game As a “Jersey Shore” Character: The Sammi Sweetheart/Ronnie...
– Bill Simmons (ESPN Writer) discussing the Bengals/Jets playoff game this Sunday.
I can almost forgive him being a Patriots fan.
tesslynch:
I prefer Jersey Shore to The Real World: DC because:
I am sick of the variety of “attractive” 20-year-olds that MTV thinks I want to see live in a house and not be polite. At this moment in history, it is much better to see strange-looking people not be polite. Needless to say, nobody is “getting real”. We’re in a post-real period.
Too many of the Real World housemates are bisexual....
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txtsfrmlstnght:
(303): i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
dream girl reblog
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I CAME HERE WIT MA DICK IN MAH HANN
GON’ LEAVE HERE WIT MAH FOOT IN YA ASS.
tweeting the Real World DC
I guess when Jersey Shore isn’t on this’ll do.
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Class Schedule:
raisinbran:
French 102
Greek 202
Philosophy of Art
American Modernism
WWI British Poetry
Monastic Spirituality
Violin Lessons
I am also expected to work, produce a literary magazine*, work on my thesis, and finish a residency project.
*two lit magazines